The Ultimate Guide to Pumpkin Jokes

The Perfect Way to Celebrate Fall and Halloween

When it comes to fall, what's better than a good pumpkin joke? Whether you're carving pumpkins with friends or family, sitting around a campfire, or just looking for a laugh, pumpkin jokes are the perfect way to add some extra fun to the season. In this guide, we'll share some of the best pumpkin jokes out there, as well as some tips on how to write your own. So get ready to laugh your gourds off!

What do you call a pumpkin that can't stop telling jokes?

A pun-kin'

What do you call a pumpkin that's always getting into trouble?

A punkin'

What do you call a pumpkin that's always late?

A tardy pumpkin

Pumpkin Jokes